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on today's show, science has discovered the first-six-tentacled octopus ... will we need latin to give it a name ... and might that name inspire another James Bond movie?

Plus, the dems are deadlocked in a heated fight between Barack and Hillary that's sure go all the way to the convention. Time to bring out the big guns? Hillary's got Bill, but but Barak's got grandma ... I know where I'm putting my money. Also, the Boston Herald's got has listed the many impediments to a obama-clinton/clinton-obama ticket.

Then, if you've got a verizon wireless account, then the feds are likely spying on you, too, in the name of anti-terrorism. Can you hear my fourth amendment rights in their death throes now?

Finally , if you're a rebellious teen with a broadband connection, should you be able to rant on your blog about your high school administrators? A connecticut lawyer says "I'm paid a lot of money by the burlington school district to say NO"

all this, plus the word and quotitian quotation of the day, and you chat and comments as they arrive, all42 coming up on therefore.am.

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DEFINING THE SLOB CHARACTER IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS

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digitalslobpod.048.120107 DOMESTIC DISHARMONY WEEK *COMMENT LINE: 206-333-1648* *** DIRECT LINK TO SHOW *** SEGMENT ONE: When robots marry, and attack. SEGMENT TWO: Prototype pillow suffocates snoring, instead of snorer. digitalslobpod is now a proud member of the Aloha Podcast Network, Fresh Media Works, The Podcast Pickle and blubrry. Write a review for digitalslobpod on iTunes. Email: R-mail powered Digital Slob digitalslobpod podcast vote here Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcast

DSP 2: THE RETURN Delusions of grandeur now 10X more grandeur-er!!!! *** DIRECT LINK TO CLIP *** SPECIAL "LIVE" PERFORMANCE OF "DIGITALSLOBPOD FEVER" *COMMENT LINE: 206-333-1648* Get ready for new shows this month. This special podcast is a "thank you" to all our fans who've kept our feed in their podcatchers the last few months ... so whatever you do, keep it secret. Don't tell anybody. The last thing we need is to draw attention to ourselves ... well, OK, you can tell one or two people. Aloha, Curt Also, digitalslobpod is now a proud member of the Aloha Podcast Network, Fresh Media Works, The Podcast Pickle and blubrry. Write a review for digitalslobpod on iTunes. Email: R-mail powered Digital Slob digitalslobpod podcast vote here

"The Tell Tale Gift," with apologies to Edgar Allen Poe. Aloha, and Mele Kalikimaka, from your friendly neighborhood Digital Slob

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SPECIAL 'WHAT WAS THAT? DID YOU FEEL THAT' HAWAII QUAKE EDITION
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Just a quick update from the Digital Slob in Waikiki post quakes, from his still standing shoebox in paradise. Sunday morning Hawaii was hit with two separate earthquakes, a 6.7 and a 6.0, within minutes of each other. Thankfully there was no tsunami ... if there was, I'd be typing this under water.

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*COMMENT LINE: 206-333-1648* HURRY UP AND GO WEEK

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Segment one and only: Pre-convention prep Q&As ... what to say, or what to ask, during all the sure-to-be-recorded conversations at the Podcast and Portable Media Expo. I hung a shingle out in Second Life ... if you're avatar-enabled, teleport to my Digital Slob Memorial by clicking on the link here or at digitalslob.com. Also, digitalslobpod is now a proud member of the Aloha Podcast Network, Fresh Media Works, The Podcast Pickle and blubrry. Write a review for digitalslobpod on iTunes. Enter your email address below to subscribe to digitalslobpod! powered by Bloglet Digital Slob digitalslobpod podcast vote here

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NEW LIPSTICK ON A PIG WEEK

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Segment One: Makeovers, makeovers, makeovers:
Check out the new digitalslob.com Redesigned, for your pleasure.
The new "Digital Slob" comic that may (or may not) ever come out of beta.

Podsafe Music: Adama with "Show Me the Exit." Exactly how I felt watching "The Covenant" this week

Segment Two: A shocking way to stop snoring.

Segment Three: The Podcast Poker Tournament (oh, yeah, and the Podcast and Portable Media Expo).

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WHAT ELSE IS OUT THERE PART II WEEK

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"digitalslob: JonBenet Ramsey-hype free since July 2005

Segment One �¢ï¿½ï¿½ Podcast Reviews:
The Eclectic Review
#2 Show
Bucket
Geek News Central
Cranky Geeks
Buzz Out Loud

Exlcusive Podsafe Music: DJ Miklos with "The World is Beautiful"

Segment Two �¢ï¿½ï¿½ Podzinger minute

Segment Three �¢ï¿½ï¿½ digitalslobpod's beta catch-phrases, with apologies to the Pussycat Dolls.

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WHAT ELSE IS OUT THERE WEEK

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Segment One � Podcast Reviews:
Ask A Ninja
Cotolo Chronicles
GeekBrief
the show with zefrank
Daily Giz Wiz
Hometown Tales

Exlcusive Podsafe Music: DJ Miklos with "Do you Love Me?"

Segment Two � DSPMTN Newsdesk (Digitalslobpod's Mostly True News:
Apple at WWDC: Something less than "one more thing.",
Pacific Girl Keith Hellcasts

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I WANT FOOD AND MAKE IT FAST WEEK

Segment One: If you see a worm moving inside in your turkey sub, do you tell EVERYONE at the table?

Segment Two: DSPMTN Newsdesk (Digitalslobpod's Mostly True News) -- AT&T wiretapping, Zune, and Jessica Simpson.

Podsafe Music: Roadside Zoo, "This Love is Rare."


Segment Three: A cautionary tale about microwaves and the tech perils of early adoption.

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*COMMENT LINE: 206-333-1648* WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE WEEK Happy Birthday Digitalslobpod!!!! Segment One: "Web 2.0" puts us all on the auction block. Segment Two: Thank you (no, thank you). No, thank YOU (no, no, thank YOU). You're embarassing me now, THANK YOU! (n-n-n-n-n-no, THAAAAANK YOU!) Listen, THANK YOU!!!!!! (please, please, please, thank you, really). OK, that's it, you wanna take this outside? Sign off: digitalslobpod alpha (July 15, 2005) � Take the Digital Slob Quiz. Here's a link to a flash Tetris game to play so you don't fall asleep listening to this. I hung a shingle out in Second Life ... if you're avatar-enabled, teleport to my Digital Slob Memorial by clicking on the link here or at digitalslob.com. Also, digitalslobpod is now a proud member of the Aloha Podcast Network, Fresh Media Works and blubrry. Links: Cotolo Chronicles Write a review for digitalslobpod on iTunes.

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BACK TO THE FUTURE AGAIN WEEK

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Segment One: Breaking news from the DigitalSlobPod Mostly True News (DSPMTN) newsdesk:
* How will the Rocketboom implosion affect global warming?
* How many millions of dollars in Venture Capital does it take for Podshow to get an html proofreader?
* Is the space shuttle auditioning for Simon Cowell?

Segment Two: Time traveling to the 2018 Consumer Electronics show:
* FingerRibbon 2.0
* Clone Army Credit Counseling
* RespectMySpace

Podsafe Music from the motherland: ozonoviy sloy, "Russian Morning After Party."

Segment Three: Podzinger Minute
The View, irritable bowel syndrome, Star Jones, gastric bypass, Michael Jackson, Family Guy, Karl Rove, Ask a Ninja, SWIFT, David Beckham, Al Roker, Rosie O'Donnel, France, hybrid, World Cup, Britney Spears, Portugal, Superman, Podshow Plus, premature ejaculation, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rocketboom, Rocketbubble, feathered hair, flag burning, Nicole Kidman, SNL, Brandon Routh, blueberry, Davey Jones Locker, metrosexual, Colbert Report.

Sign off:

Russian lyric translations courtesy of Olga ;-)


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SECOND CHANCES WEEK

Before the show starts, an important, urgent statement about "The View." Brace yourselves for a gastric bypass of the soul.

Segment One: Second Life can make you feel all tingly in your naughty nether regions — if not from the cybersex, then from how it overheats the batteries on your laptop.

Segment Two: The debut of DSPMTN, Digitalslobpod's Mostly True News — Tech news in a world where everything is tech. (Vista, Office, iPod, Gnomedex, Google, World Cup).

Segment Three: High school reunion survey ... don't ask a question if you're not prepared to hear the answer.

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*COMMENT LINE: 206-333-1648 Segment One: It's a GPS-enabled World, After All. Hopefully, these new tech tools will increase our successes, b/c the privacy they take away will make it much harder to cover up our failures. mologogo.com geominder software at ludimate.com Podzinger minute: Jessica Alba, Net Neutrality, Vista, breast augmentation, bittorrent, Tom Cruise, Spyware, Katie Holmes, The Apprentice, Bradd Pitt, Digg, Angelina Jolie, Red Bull, Namibia, lasik, Belly Shirts, Shiloh, YouTube, Suri, Pokemon, Tomkat, Brangelina, BraTomKatElina, Web 2.0, Britney Spears, Deparment of Child Welfare, Paris Hilton, Department of Motor Vehicles, Pixar, Eva Longoria, Cars, Dallas Mavericks, Evolution of Dance, Lindsey Lohann — MacBook Pro — , three-armed baby, Jessica Simpson — Hillary Duff, Shakira, Diet Coke and Mentos Podsafe music: Beth Thornley, "Done." Segment Two: Two different kinds of forgetting — convenient and actual. panik-design.com's Card Beeper babyalert.info's Child Minder The Lady Bag Thanks for voting me into the Podcast-O-Rama Final Four. Digitalslobpod is still in the Cast Wars at PodcastPickle.com I've hanged my shingle out in Second Life ... if you're avatar-enabled, teleport to my Digital Slob Memorial by clicking on the link here or at digitalslob.com.

FAINT SIGNS OF SECOND LIFE WEEK
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No podfade here ... standbye for a new original episode of digitalslobpod for the week of June 18. Until then, enjoy my live, 2-hour joyride down the Hallelujah Trail with veteran broadcaster Frank Cotolo on "Cotolo Chronicles," with an extended pitstop at Second Life, where I now have a permanent address.

ONE LANE CLOSED FOR CONSTRUCTION WEEK *COMMENT LINE: 206-333-1648 Reached my Libsyn limit, lost at poker, learning Garageband 3.0 = a short show this week. Podsafe Music: Casey Desmond, "Did We Make It." An open memo to Corporate Media re: Saving TV Commercials -- Pay Slobs to watch TV.

MOTHER'S DAY WEEK *COMMENT LINE: 206-333-1648 *** DIRECT LINK TO SHOW *** Listener feedback: jvond.com Guest announcer: My mom, Loretta Brandao Podsafe music: Chub Creek Music, "Patricia - Mother's Day Song" Essay: Grandma said in the old days, people just "stunk more." The Roomba is the new washing machine. Podsafe Music: Trucker Cleavage, "Single Mother." See, hear, and potentially feel and smell the "Digital Slob" in the flesh at the Podcast and Portable Media Expo. Special After-Show Extra: Hear the mother of the Digital Slob, unedited, talk about the old days (she gave me permission to add our whole talk). Vote for digitalslobpod in the Podcast-O-Rama Tournament. Enter your email address below to subscribe to digitalslobpod!

SENIOR PRANK WEEK COMMENT LINE: 206-333-1648 Semi-creative practical jokes are now called pre-9/11 thinking. Podsafe music: Life Has Teeth, "You're So Cool." Essay: Ridiculous busy work in high school sociology class: What's your idea of a Utopian Society? Answer: A world without busywork. Podsafe music: Cassandra Kubinksi, "Hiding Underneath." Essay: Staring directly into my high school principal's dark black eyes of death. Audio Feedback: Mark Baars checks in from the Netherlands, worried about the tsunami triggered by the 7.8 quake out of Tonga. Looking for voice actors for my digitalslobpod skits. Vote for digitalslobpod in the Podcast-O-Rama Tournament. Enter your email address below to subscribe to digitalslobpod!

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FORCES OF NATURE WEEK
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Thank the maternal instinct for keeping Britney Spears from making new music for three years and counting.

Beer -- taking the edge off since the 5th millenium B.C.
Flu bugs �� are low-carb hot pockets the answer?

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YesAsia, "Get Wild Life."

Val Davis, "Court of Greedy Kings."

Beth Thornley, "Mr. Lovely."

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No.digitalslobpod.this.week...spilled.Gatorade.on.my.wireless.keyboard.and.it.shorted. out...now.the.space.key.spits.out.periods.but.that's.just.the.beginning..Should.have next.week's.show.up by.Friday.after.a.trip.to.CompUSA.

JUNK DRAWER WEEK voicemail -- 206-333-1648 Time for a little spring cleaning ... rarely (if ever) heard digitalslobpod clips. The Beatles do this every 18 years, so why can't I?

Christmas Jingle: The Tale-Tell Gift

Hawaii Association of Podcasters

Olga upstages me (again) auditioning for the Daily Source Code.

Vitalpodcasts.com ad contest entry.

Cable-deprived depravity takes a toll on the soul.

digitalslobpod fever (the planetarium mix)

*** FEVER-INDUCED PARANOIA WEEK ***

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

News Alert: Adam Curry has a Mini-Me.

Demanding a recount with Rob Walch's Podcast411 baby-weight contest.

While I'm still recovering from my nasty bug, this week, digitalslobpod advances the spread of the theme by sucking the life out of another podcast like a parasite, the Cotolo Chronicles, with Part Two of Curt's conversation with veteran broadcaster Frank Cotolo. Snuff-fetish topics include:

The death of newspapers, the death of live entertainment, the death of "professional content." The death of the phrase "the death of." And, plotting the demise of Digital Rights Management.

We may be entering the paperless society, but it's not stopping the Media Grim Reaper from being up to his eyeballs in paperwork.

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Newsbulletin: Adam Curry has a Mini-Me.

Demanding a recount with Rob Walch's Podcast411 baby-weight contest.

While I'm still recovering from my nasty bug, this week, digitalslobpod advances the spread of the theme by sucking the life out of another podcast like a parasite, the Cotolo Chronicles, with Part Two of Curt's conversation with veteran broadcaster Frank Cotolo. Snuff-fetish topics include:

The death of newspapers, the death of live entertainment, the death of "professional content." The death of the phrase "the death of." And, plotting the demise of Digital Rights Management.

We may be entering the paperless society, but it's not stopping the Media Grim Reaper from being up to his eyeballs in paperwork.

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Sorry for the delay ... Curt has the flu, so his wife Olga sits in for him, editing highlights from his appearance last week on Cotolo Chronicles. So Olga hosts, instead of Curt, on a highlight show where Curt is the guest, not the host, on Cotolo's Hallelujah Trail ... hence, role-reversal week.

Highlights:
Olga: "Americans do everything to do nothing."
Mixed marriages: Sometimes the easiest thing to do is not so easy.
If Curt tried to move to Russia, within 72 hours, he would be dead. Not a dishwasher, not mopping floors. He'd be dead, and someone would have stolen his shoes.

Where does Curt get his ideas? Charlie Brown.
Why become a writer: It had the best praise-to-work ratio.

Live podcasts vs. edited podcasts. Frank's is free-form, Curt is a control freak ... each has it virtues (but some podcasts are more virtuous than others).

Why "Digital Slob"? Mixing the clean world of external expectations with the messy world of internal contentment.

Using tech to amplify who you are, rather than tech using you to absorb who you are.

MONEY MANAGEMENT WEEK IRS tip: Faking your own death and moving to Mexico. Coinstar helps you pick up the monetary crumbs left around your house after April 15. Podsafe Music: Theory in Motion with "Money." DRM is one acronym that doesn't provide consumers with TLC. Survey says 10 percent of telecommuters work in the nude (anecdotal observations via my amateur telescope suggest that's about 9 percent too many). Stay tuned at the end for a surprise Ivanka.

MONEY MANAGEMENT WEEK IRS tip: Faking your own death and moving to Mexico. Coinstar helps you pick up the monetary crumbs left around your house after April 15. Podsafe Music: Theory in Motion with "Money." DRM is one acronym that doesn't provide consumers with TLC. Survey says 10 percent of telecommuters work in the nude (anecdotal observations via my amateur telescope suggest that's about 9 percent too many). Stay tuned at the end for a surprise telephone caller with a confusingly beautiful daughter named Ivanka.

BRACKET-BUSTER WEEK *** DIRECT LINK TO SHOW *** Intro: Todd Lerner. NCAA office pool. Retroblog, hoop dreams edition. Podsafe music: Todd Lerner, Song for Free and Jroq vs. Dr. Trey, Unsociable. Huge uptick in digitalslobpod listeners ... looks like my subscriber data bar charts popped a Viagra pill. I'll be a featured guest next week on the Cotolo Chronicles, live at 9 p.m. EST on Thursday, March 30. Audio/email feedback at digitalslob@gmail.com. The wireless revolution comes with strings attached. Retroblog: Sixth-Grade Field Day.

US VS. THEM WEEK Plans for a tiered Internet — shouldn't all our pipe dreams go through the same pipe? How to use the Net to avoid the DMV (short quiz). Podsafe music: Kaimoku with "Honolulu Shuffle." The age of the beep ... pagers, cell phones, garbage truck in reverse. Background noise is fridge ... not turning it off b/c I'll forget to turn it back on, and my marriage is but one melted leftover smoothie from the dust heap of history. tags: MTV, A Flock of Seagulls, Toni Basil ("Mickey" 1982), Department of Motor Vehicles, refrigerator, disturbing the peace, The Marx Brothers, Henry Ford, CNN, first amendment, digital slob, Robert Frost,

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ENHANCED FOR ITUNES Your Next American Digital Slob edition ... this show's so good, it would make Paula Abdul spout out a fountain of non sequiturs during the results show ... if we had one. The Death of Live Performances. Howard Stern, last King of all Media. Podsafe Music: Delphinium Blue "Body Of My Lover." Podcasting: Where are we, where do we need to go? (short answer, nowhere, and somewhere, respectively). tags: Koko the Gorilla, Bruce Vilanch, Angelina Jolie, Chris Isaak, Dawn and Drew, Milton Berle, Saturday Night Live,

ENHANCED ITUNES PODCAST Your Next American Digital Slob edition ... this show's so good, it would make Paula Abdul spout out a fountain of non sequiturs during the results show ... if we had one. The Death of Live Performances. Howard Stern, last King of all Media. Podsafe Music: Delphinium Blue "Body Of My Lover." Podcasting: Where are we, where do we need to go? (short answer, nowhere, and somewhere, respectively). tags: Koko the Gorilla, Bruce Vilanch, Angelina Jolie, Chris Isaak, Dawn and Drew, Milton Berle, Saturday Night Live,

Your Next American Digital Slob edition ... this show's so good, it would make Paula Abdul spout out a fountain of non sequiturs during the results show ... if we had one. The Death of Live Performances. Howard Stern, last King of all Media. Podsafe Music: Delphinium Blue "Body Of My Lover." Podcasting: Where are we, where do we need to go? (short answer, nowhere, and somewhere, respectively). tags: Koko the Gorilla, Bruce Vilanch, Angelina Jolie, Chris Isaak, Dawn and Drew, Milton Berle, Saturday Night Live,

ENHANCED ITUNES PODCAST Health and Happiness Week From the Virgin Islands, "The I Can't Find Food Diet." From married life, "The Argue Until We Eat Diet." Live longer by watching more television. The life force of ketchup. Podsafe music from Todd Lerner, "Television Light." What's with "healthy" fast food? Digital Slob digitalslobpod podcast iTunes link vote here

Health and Happiness Week From the Virgin Islands, "The I Can't Find Food Diet." From married life, "The Argue Until We Eat Diet." Live longer by watching more television. The life force of ketchup. Podsafe music from Todd Lerner, "Television Light." What's with "healthy" fast food? Digital Slob digitalslobpod podcast iTunes link vote here

Back on Track Little audio trouble today ... got a new headset ... had to be worse than the old one b/c it's more expensive. Unsubscribing from matchmaking Web sites. How Steve Jobs saved my marriage. Podsafe music from Beatrice Ericsson — listen to her and try to guess where she's from. New software threatens the ancient art of mooching. Digital Slob digitalslobpod podcast iTunes link vote here

Back on Track Little audio trouble today ... got a new headset ... had to be worse than the old one b/c it's more expensive. Unsubscribing from matchmaking Web sites. How Steve Jobs saved my marriage. Podsafe music from Beatrice Ericsson — listen to her and try to guess where she's from. New software threatens the ancient art of mooching. Digital Slob digitalslobpod podcast iTunes link vote here

DIRECT LINK TO SHOW The 2018 CES, myspace condos, the iPod Twiki (Twiki is shown here with his former significant other, Dr. Theopolis). Podsafe Music: Fumataka Anzai An interview with the three-star general in the The People's Army of North Korea that I met on Myspace. Listener and reader feedback.

digitalslobpod -- The Soundtrack: DIRECT LINK TO SHOW From the Podsafe Music Network: Hawaii 5-0 Theme Song by Eric Kauschen Podsafe Music — Tom Byrne, "The Buddha in the Internet." Podsafe Hawaii music: Jroq vs. Dr. Trey, "Another Blue Day." And then my little mishap ... "digitalslobpod fever: the planetarium mix." Great podcasts about podcasts: The Podcast Reviewer Digitally Distorted Podcast 411

DIGITALSLOBPOD YEAR IN REVIEW Part 3 — download a better version of 2005 Finally, the episode that ties up all the loose ends. Scary Halloween stories ... lack of cable, and the RIAA monster. The Space Elevator. Thanksgiving leftovers How a Digital Slob should pack for the trip home The quest to make it to the gym before being captured by Jack In The Box. Holiday gift-buying tips. Should we change Digital Slob to win the "undition"? The Hawaii Podcasters Association

DIGITALSLOBPOD YEAR IN REVIEW Part 2 — download a better version of 2005 Digititalslobpod concentrate ... just add water and mix. Digitalslobisms Back to the future at the 2018 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) Victoria's Secret nanobots Sirius Satellite Microwave Wearable computers = "Nude Jeopardy!" The Retroblog The politics of Macaroni & Cheese Stealing touchdowns and intellectual property rights When parents become Big Brother Back to the future at the 2018 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) eBait SpaceShipOne becomes SpaceShipProm Gas prices Silient religious births -- If a Scientology mother has a baby in the woods and a tree falls on her Tech death & tech anti-death devices Music Piracy — the Everything's Not Worth a Dollar Store. My Brave New Economic Plan for the music industry. vote here iTunes link

DIGITALSLOBPOD YEAR IN REVIEW Part 1 — download a better version of 2005 Best highlights of 2005 ... What every good podcast needs ... a cutting-room floor! It's been a great year for podcasting, making it into the Oxford Dictionary as the new word of the year, Adam Curry's hair has never looked better, and Angelina Jolie has yet to try to break up Dawn and Drew. Check out the Digital Slob page on myspace Digital Slob Quiz Computer speech software auditions for Romeo & Juliet Time traveling to the 2018 Consumer Electronics Show Retroblog TiVo diary

Extended Christmas edition DIRECT LINK TO SHOW Promo: The Tell Tale Gift (1:12) Podsafe music from Jill Parr "Do You Hear What I hear." Escape from Christmas: Key gadget gift ideas that will keep both groups of huddled masses (Respectable People and Digital Slobs) in your yuletide den from turning against you. The Digital Slob Media Day: Last Thursday, between 5 and 8 p.m. Hawaii time, I was almost a busy as Adam Curry in a coma, doing interviews for Hawaii Public Radio, Doctor Trey's podcast, and the 808Talk podcast ... Doctor Trey and 808Talk did a unique, massive, multi-segmented, tag-team show this week ... Wonder Twin Podcast Powers, Activate!

Gadget gift guide Podsafe Hawaii music: Jroq vs. Dr. Trey, "Another Blue Day." Spitballing digitalslobpod format changes to improve my chances on Podshow's upcoming undition (among them, going blue and changing my podcast's name to the "Dawn and Drew Show" minus the "r.") The Hawaii Association of Podcasters dinner — proof Aloha State podcasters can not only share laughs and ideas, but also eat solid food. Listener feedback, and new e-mail: digitalslob@gmail.com

Thanksgiving Tryptophan Hangover — the good, the bad, the bloated. 1. Shopping fever — Thanksgiving is quickly turning into Black Friday Eve ... shopping online or off ... do you want to be fleeced standing up, or sitting down? 2. Podsafe Music — Tom Byrne, "The Buddha in the Internet." 3. Adam Curry's iTunes Podfinder show, The Official "Lost" Podcast, the unoffical "Lost" Podcast, The Transmission by Ryan and Jen, fellow Hawaii-based podcasters. The undition, for podcasters, a cross between The Rapture and the Cannonball Run. 4. Turkey Day no-man's land — 24-hour fitness centers.

Thanksgiving Special: Tetracycline Bash 2005: Sound effects you should be glad you can't smell. From the Podsafe Music Network: Hawaii 5-0 Theme Song by Eric Kauschen 1) How to know you've made it home for the holidays — the only thing deadlier than Aunt Sally's Watergate Salad is hubris. Three things to be thankful for any Digital Slob can cling to. 2) How to know what to pack for the roadtrip home for Thanksgiving. 3) The five-week final furlong as the holidays is about to begin: Key small-talk talking points for the Turkey Day dinner table — from crocodile dung to divorce.

Digitalslobpod theme song — "Digitalslobpod Fever," dance music for the Ph unbalanced — Podsafe but deadly. You really should have to have a license to play with GarageBand. Space Elevator: Listen to Musak until you can't tell up from down. DishMaker: Stop washing those dishes, start melting them.

Halloween Special: Cable-deprived depravity takes a toll on the soul. My cable provider gave me back 36 hours of my life that I'll never be able to throw away. In Defense of Piracy, Part 2: Supreme Court succumbs to peer-to-peer pressure. How the terms "Britney Spears" and "intellectual" can be used in the same sentence. The entertainment industry's global game of "Clue." The yard sale economic model for entertainment pricing. Historically, all pirates are misunderstood. Old habits die hard — old free habits die harder.

digitalslobpod.008 1)In Defense of P2P Piracy (an ongoing series) — sleeping easy while downloading through the night. 2) How a podcast promo, Adam Curry and the Daily Source Code almost ruined my marriage Slobisms: Slobs eat exclusively while staring at computer screens Coming soon: One Phone to Rule Us All